Boring marketing is dead. Catch you at the funeral.
When a customer sees your ad, they swipe past you like a bad Tinder profile.
They’ve seen it all before.
Predictable. Salesy. Tame.
What if you could be so intriguing that they drink in every word like a love potion?
So in touch with their deepest desires that you hold them in a trance?
Without that, your marketing is dead.
The proof is in the pudding
We didn’t wake up one morning and decide to be dangerous.
We’ve experimented. Broken things down and rebuilt them better.
Watched what works. Cut what doesn’t.
We’ve taken brands that blended in and turned them into something people won’t shut up about.
Not just clicks. Not just impressions. But real momentum (i.e. growth you can see without squinting).
For clients who were bold enough to join us, we’ve seen it happen.
Cough cough… here’s a few of our clients’ golden results:
- Over $120,000 of revenue from Meta Ads
- 72% increase in social media followers over 12 months
- 786% increase in sales from a Google Ad Campaign
- 200% success rate on a recruitment campaign
- $32,000 in revenue from one email series
- 12 times Return on Ad Spend after 3 months of Google Ads
These campaigns worked because they’re different. Unusual. Memorable.
No rules. Just pure creativity stirred in with bold strategy.
Are we having fun yet?
We’re the agency your mother warned you about.
The bad influence.
The rebel.
But you’re into that, aren’t you? (Sorry, Mum)
We’ve already built a dark underworld of New Plymouth brands brave enough to break the rules. And now?
We’re reaching beyond.
Auckland, Wellington, Hawkes Bay, Whanganui… we’re coming for you.
Like it or not, this is the era of disruption.
Cut through the noise or get buried by it.
Let’s put the gloves on and inject some life into your industry.
